YES I AM FIRST!!!!!! (NOW I GET THE NOTIFICATION XDDDDD )

GOD, I MISSED YOUR UPDATE... RLY.

AND NOW U UPDATED.... MY CONN. IS BAD SO LOTS OF THE WONDERFUL CAPS ABOVE FAILED TO LOAD *glares at conn*

i'm okay here... how are you? how's life? me? as usual, drooling/dying of the hotness thats ARASHI etc. flailing, bla3x xDDD

ahhh neener... WHY SO HOT. (ah now the caps appeared yay!)





OMG I'M LOLing NOW DAMN YOU AND YOUR FUNNY CAPTIONS!!


HAHA BUT THE CAPS REALLY MAKE ME HAPPY XD DAMN WHY IS HE SO HOT.

GOD, ESP THE ONES WITH HIM SMILING!! SO CUTEEEEEE XDDDDD


wait the drunk one... i dont have that vid dammit. what drama? the one with nagase???

Aww. Thank you for this spazz bb. ^^ I loled at teh captions. XD

Glad you like it :D

OH HAY

Nino's a sneaky boy
pftttth

can't leave a normal comment cause I woke up too damn early to clearly see anything .__.

OH HAI.
xD

thank you ^_^

you caps are so funny! "GOOD IDEA, NINO XD" is perfect moment -i have not noticed it when watched! and kya for two caps from Akimahende ))

HEE. I think he was feeling cold, it's cute that the cameraman managed to put that in XD

I envy Mario mascot. He is being fondled by the DoS Daddy & baby. XDDDD;;;;

Me too!
:D

ILY!

ZAN. GAH.
How long has it been? T_______T

those Nino pictures are too adorable for words :D and Mario is one lucky mascot!

Isn't he?! Both Jun and Nino looked sorta enchanted by him XD
Roobes, I failed at buying tickets. You know my whole Railway Card plan and going all over UK because it's cheaper, etc? FAILZ
;_;

There you are *beats you with the mini toma*
Thanks for the birthday shout out!
But- I should kill you for putting me under Japan_For_Dream!
That shit doesn't fly in KenKen world XD SLOL
totally didn't make sense but whatever!

EH!

Retiring or moving on, we'll always have Ohmiya ;)

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GOING! RETIRING!! WHAT ABOUT HIMITSU!! *cries*

<3
Ken-

LOL Sorry, Ken! But hey, at least there's a gift for you &hearts
*hides from mini-toma*

GAH. I THOUGHT WE WERE MOVING TOWARDS THAT DIRECTION?!
@_@

DX I'm an idiot and totally missed your birthday! Happy Belated Birthday!! Sorry! I hope you had a good one, anyway.

I love the Nino pics! Very funny and he's just cute. :D

Thank you! &hearts
It was a pleasant day :)

Nino is VERY cute ;D

I've been waiting for you to do a birthday post because the pm I tried to send you kept being kicked back. Obviously lj doesn't approve of sending nonsensical crack fics though the pm system for birthday presents. T__T

Anyway, happy late birthday mort! Hope you had a fantastic day!

(rofl the lolcat!Nino caps XDDD)

~~~~~

“And what time do you need to be back?” Nino demanded, straightening Ohno’s hat as they stood at the door.

“Two a.m.…” Pouted Ohno, readjusting his hat to the position it was in before Nino touched it. “I’m an adult you know…nearly thirty.”

“Exactly. Old men like you should stay home rather then go out and drink their livers away.” Leaning forward, Nino kissed Ohno softly, his hand reaching into Ohno’s pocket. After a quick grope, Nino removed his hand, and Ohno’s billfold.

“Oi, my wallet!”

“Our wallet.”

“MY WALLET! My money! If I want to buy myself a drink, I‘ll buy myself a drink!”

“And you’ll regret it in the morning if you’ve drunk your entire paycheck away.” The younger removed nearly half the bills in the wallet before returning the leather billfold to it’s disgruntled owner. Nino counted the removed bills, clicking his tongue in disgust. “With this much, did you plan on buying a whole liquor store? What if you got mugged or worse walking around with this much cash?! ”

Ohno’s grumbled response was drowned out by a rambunctious knocking at the door, and the shout of an excited Aiba. “Riida, Riida! Lets go! Go! Go! Sho‘s waiting for us in the taxi!”

“Coming.” Called Ohno, re-re-readjusting his cap, slipping into his sandals.

“Why is he always early for things that involve beer?” Snarled Nino, pocketing Ohno’s money with one hand and dead bolting the door shut with the other.

Ohno tried to push Nino away gently, but the other wouldn’t budge. “Kazuuuuuuuu.” He whined. “Move please.”

“Riiiiiidaaaaaaa” Aiba shouted again.

“Shut up, Aiba!” Nino snapped, and the other side of the door suddenly got very quiet. “He’ll be down in a minute, wait for him in the car.”

“But…but Sho said I should wait here…in case you chained Ohno up inside or pulled something funny…”

“Aiba…get downstairs before I seriously consider doing something funny to you.”

“Oook…” Aiba’s footsteps retreated down the hallway, and Ohno made for the door again, which Nino was still blocking physically.

When Nino still didn’t move after a minute of waiting, Ohno pouted, placing both his hands on Nino’s side. “Kazu.” He leaned forward and kissed Nino’s chin. “The faster you move, the sooner I’ll be home.”

Unfortunately for Ohno, Nino had been expecting this tactic, and in one swift movement was ravaging Ohno’s mouth.

After a good five minutes, Ohno pushed Nino off gently, realizing he had been pinning the younger against the door instead of pulling him away from it. “Now…I’ve really got to go…”

Nino rebounded sensing victory, “Stay home with me…“ He cupped Ohno’s neck. “We can open a bottle of wine…” He purred, curling the hairs on the base of Ohno’s neck around his finger. “Cuddle on the bed…or do more…industrious…” Nino’s free hand had been on Ohno’s ass for some time, possibly since before they had kissed earlier, and it now squeezed a cheek with a promising grip. “…activities…”

“Kazu…” Gasped Ohno in tone altogether different from that heard earlier. “Kazu…….ah…my phone.” The ringing was indeed coming from the front of Ohno’s pants, which were slightly fuller then they were ten minutes ago. As if snapped out of a trance, Ohno blinked and dove for the phone. “Ah..sorry Sho…no, no. I’m still going. Yeah, I’ll be right down…”

His best efforts foiled, Nino glared at Ohno’s hands. “So you’d rather spend time with Sho and Aiba then me…”

“Don’t play that card Kazu…we both know it’s not true.”

“Stay home with me then.”

Again Ohno tried to push Nino aside, and surprisingly the other moved. Undoing the lock, Ohno turned and smiled. “I’ll be back soon.”

“Yeah yeah….I expect you‘ll drink yourself blind in a bar or fall dead drunk into a ditch.”

“You’re going to miss me.”

“Am not.”

“I like it when you miss me.”

“Just…hurry up and go so you can get back. By two a.m. you hear!”

“Hai hai…”

(I just realized this probably is going to look horrible in your inbox, I'm so sorry OTL Hope you don't read this part first lol)

~~~~~

“He’s just…so contor…controlling!” Ohno slammed his glass on the counter, in what would have been to Sho and Aiba’s surprise if they hadn’t been more then a little drunk themselves.

“Th*hiccup* the way I see it Satoli……” Sho slurred. “You’ve let him have his way for too long…”

“Eh?”

“Yeah.” Aiba contributed, his eyes focusing on a spot far to the right of where Ohno’s head really was. “You’ve spoiled him…spoiled like milk in a fridge…that you drink….drink…’tender, bring us another round!”

Accepting their full glasses the conversation continued, with Ohno sighing into his liquor. “I…. I mean…what thirty year old man has a curfew of two a.m. huh? Huh?”

“Nemo’s just like that…he doesn’t understand your feels…” Sho, after a few attempts, landed a hand on Ohno’s shoulder. “You gotta show him…prove you’re not just there for sssssss…pleasuring.”

“Yeah…I should do something crazy…like…*hiccup*…like…*hiccup*…like…making him pay during our dates…or….or not checking in every hour ….or…not asking his permission for which endorsement jobs to take…”

“Hey! Hey hey, that reminds me…I got a great job offer the other day…but I haven’t cleared it with my manager yet…” Aiba sat up a little on his barstool, unsteadily removing his wallet. “ S’round here somewheres…ah!” Aiba slapped a pink business card on the counter between the three of them, grinning smartly. “Looks like a fun company doesn’t it?”

As soon as Ohno’s vision steadied long enough to read the name of the company, he grinned too. “Think they’ll have work for us tonight? And if so, that I‘ll be able to finish in time to be home by two?”

Sho already had his phone out, dialing the given number with wobbly fingers.




A month later Ohmiya was enjoying a pleasant evening at home indulging in their less industrious pastimes, practicing magic and watching the fishing channel respectively.

At nearly the exact same time, Ohno’s show rolled credits and went to commercial, as Nino finished the trick he’d been polishing, and tucked the cards back into their box fondly. The very next moment, also at the exact same time, Ohno’s hand crossed to Nino’s knee, and Nino’s hand found Ohno’s thigh. In twin motions they began stroking each other, until Nino’s hand froze by a familiar voice coming not from the man next to him, but from the tv.

Following Nino’s gaze to the tv with his own eyes widening in horror at the commercial, Ohno fumbled for the remote, but Sho’s slightly drunken voice still rang out from the tv. “Dress like the women inside you, while comforting the man outside.”

Though only the lower half of his body was visible, what Nino recognized as Sho’s white pantyhose clad legs and high heeled feet, paraded across the screen. Soon to be accompanied by a pair of longer legs in mid-thigh black lace stockings held up by matching garter and panties belonging to none other then Aiba Masaki . “Cute and comfortable. No tear, no wear.”

Suddenly, Ohno walked on screen, in deep red fishnets that had no business being so revealing around areas best covered. Accentuating both of Ohno’s most prominent features below the belt, the camera panned his lower half as his televised self said, “The number one name in pantyhose for New Halfs, transvestites, and cross dressers.”

The three members of Arashi on screen all turned their asses to the camera and whispered as they all but groped themselves, “ ‘Drop ‘n Drag.’ Pantyhose for your other self. “

Nino turned his head slowly, noticeably similar to a serial killer. “Satoshi.” He spoke in a murderous voice. “Sa.To.Shi.”

The older man had long since fled, the accelerated thud of running footsteps echoed from the street below the apartment.

Ah I missed your birthday, sorry. But Happy Birthday! :D

All the Neen caps made me lol. XD

Thank you!
&hearts

LAWLS! I LUBS YOUR SCREENCAPS! ^____^

I'm good how are you?

Nino made it work! :DD
I'm not too good, might be coming down with a sore throat D:

xD hahaha diz b teh lulz!!!!

D8 Belated Happy Bday! <---didn't know. orz

Thank you &hearts

ROFL NEEN YOU DEFINITELY RAWKS YES! ♥

bwahahaha this is too epic! ROFL THE JAW BREAKING PIC XDDDD WHY SO CUTE?! <333

WHY SO CUTE NINO?! <333

i just came back from HK and Macau! ^^
I missed reading your entries! ^^
and belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Thank you &hearts
I know you've been writing as well and haven't had the chance to read them D:
I'll try my best!

*dies laughing at captions*


♥♥♥♥♥♥ (btw, I love Himitsu so much <3)

LOL NINO'S DA GREATEST.
Ahh~ I've been abandoning Himitsu FAILZ ORZ but thank you! I'm glad there are people reading Ohmiya PRON it :DDD

I read your profile and ohnoes about no friends in Iceland to share Arashi sparklies DD:

Glad you are back in lj. LJ will crash and burn without you.
HBD to them!!! <3
lanky boy is omg!lanky but looked such a glamour shot
RnK smiling shots= looked so uncomfortably cute. he's not used to doing cute smiley faces, just because he already is cute and smiley as it is. (koichi!koichi!)
"halp and i'm drunk" pics are so kawaii and i have zero idea where it's from. in any blurry case, i like them!
NINO PETTING MARIO IS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
somehow domesticated ohmiya pic came before the nino married sensei pic. nothing i just wanted to say that. i still like the ringed nino no matter who he ends up with.
i can see your favorite nino burrying his head on the pillow cap. fufu. for one second it made me think of how it is if he gets suffocated and drops dead.

Tako is happy that you are happy with the gift and the random emails. only you actually appreciates random emails and replies to them. *ebilgiggle*

ps: location: STILL bathing with happy hyena <3
pps: i looove that cap! that's the episode where he had this skit with skinny lady right? where he cutely said nani? *kyaaa!* (rewatching it yesternight)

LANKEH &hearts
Koichi hated every second of it and he was all 'hehheSTOPTHIShehhe'. Poor boy xDD
It's from Akimahende, the teen Nino jdorama I told you about (hated the waitress a.k.a. Nino's lover, lalalala)
Ringed Nino still causes T________T
And suffocated Nino was all influenced by you~ *bows to the REAL master*

Mort is happy Tako is happy and that both Tako and Mort has decided to wire Hyene. However, Mort is unsure how to wash said Hyena when he's all wired-up like that.
I LIVE FOR YOUR DAILY EMAILZZZZ.

Nino knows he can make ladies go 8DDDD

i feel so bad for not wishing you "happy birthday!" on your birthday and not prepared with a simple gift (icon, banner etc)..promise to do a proper post when i'm super free..

but still, again..happy belated birthday! :) hope you had a great one!

Oh no, don't feel bad, I know you're busy :)
Thank you! I had a wonderful day &hearts

NINO SPAM ! Yaaaaay~ 

Thank you ! And Happy belated birthday to you, too ! <3 I'm finally back from hiatus, ready to spam 8DD

Oh, oh, look at my new desktop :


8D I love it ! Very british, somehow. And I love the word "lanky", for some reason.

How is mort doing ? Your bday fic is coming =w=b
*insert evil cackle*

Will be lurking around, hoping to talk with you ! <3

Thank you again *hugs* !

OOH, I'm glad you like it! Ohno is one lanky person ;D
YAY TO BDAY FIC.

Mort is feeling much better that London's rainy weather has return. I'll be bitching about it in a week but I'm thankful of it now *facepalm*
How are you, Euf?

Lol XD I love your Nino screens XD XD XD

I'm jealous of Marioooo T-T

ME TOO D:

I know I'm half a month late,
but I hope you had a great birthday~~!!


Love the picspam x)

Aww~ I love that Nino pic! THANK YOU &hearts

slkdfkajdfklajlkdfajlkj!

How did I miss this?? Two can play at the late game ^^

I love these ^^ You could do this every week and I wouldn't get tired of it ^_^

I think my favorites were the GTFO MAH SPOTLIGHT, uncertain boi is uncertain, and ebil genius is plotting &hearts

And you know, for all the Nino looks like a dog talk, he strikes me as more like a cat in personality, so the I can has cheeseburger thing works perfectly for me.

And you reminded me that I still want to watch RnK this summer, and you also reminded me how hilarious that lobster in beer thing was.

Have I ever posted on that?

Oh, and sorry about the lateness; I fail this summer, and probably will continue to do so T__T I start traveling in 2 weeks--TX--> IL-->NJ-->NY-->MA-->TX . . . all in a car . . . I think it will come out to something like 80 hours altogether. Maybe more, though . . . Oh, an dI have approximately 11 days to learn how to drive stick shift T__T

*hides*

Lobster bit? Hmm, I don't think so? @_@ I'm not sure? Do a TnoArashi bit and I'll spazz on Sho's failings.

Don't worry about lateness, I've been forever late with commenting on your posts (^^;)

OMG
this was so much fun! XDDD
thank you! :D

Welcome!
:)

This so awesomely cute!!! Thank you so much for doing this..it really made my day! :)

Nino looks cute in all of the caps and you captions are very funny! LOL.

And can I ask, smilling and looking all cute RNK Nino with the blue screen at the back, is from which show? Sorry. ^ ^;;

I'm glad it made your day!
:DDD
I didn't do much, Nino is kind of fabulous &hearts

It's the making of RnK :)

CUTE. HE HAS IT.

I love this, dude :DD

LOL, HE SURE DOES ;D
Thanks!